You spineless worm! Your job is to preserve and protect the crime scene. By letting the mayor inspect and walk around the house the following have occurred: the mayor used the telephone turning whatever fingerprints were on the receiver to smudges; the mayor used the toilet and flushed whatever evidence it held; and the mayor vomited over the dead body.
Your supervisor is not happy. Our crystal ball shows you working in a different position within the next few weeks. You have been issued the "McGruff the Dog" outfit. You wander aimlessly from grade school to grade school. You are instructed that "take the bite out of crime" are the only words you are allowed to speak.